Hello there biscuit eaters!! Back to Belgium for this review. After the possible cold-causing Pim's Orange (Review #3), we had to hop on the raspberry train* to see what medical breakthroughs we might observe.
The health benefits controversy of Pim's Raspberry continued last Thursday and Friday at FBR world headquarters with no clear-cut answer. Cold sufferer Emilia showed some improvement with her condition being upgraded from serious to stable. Her claims that the well known "Raspberry Effect" was working** were swiftly challenged by Science expert Kirsten who continued her hunger strike to protest the shocking lack of serious scientific inquiry and spurious scientific claims littering the Review.
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| FBR staffer and raspberry-medicinal-effects-believer Emilia*** runs slow motion through a meadow after magically being cured... |
Fortunately, the non-afflicted FBR team was able to offer their thoughts on the biscuit:
Erin - "Fantastic!! Obviously, the Tim Tam retains a special place for me, but this raspberry offering is a delight to the sense." 999.9 omgs.
Betty - "It's like these cookies are dancing in my mouth."**** OMG x 50,000. 50,000 omgs.
Lorraine - "Loved it. A delightful marriage of spongy cookie, raspberry and chocolate. Seriously, though, when are we doing Walker's shortbread?" 900 omgs.
John - "A lovely biscuit. I did not think the Pim's Orange would be topped, but I was wrong. This only helps Belgium's claim to biscuit behemoth-ness." 950 omgs.
Sean - BORING. This is all you've got. Eat cookies and talk about it? Whatever dude. I'm going to make a green shake. Later.
* we didn't actually hop on a raspberry train. We don't think there is such a thing. We kind of wish there was though.
** there may not be a "Raspberry Effect". She may just have been getting better.
*** not actually Emilia
**** not a made up quotation. She really said it.
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